15 ’80s Jam Shorts (and Pants) You Probably Wore


Neon or Nothing

Listen, it was the ’80s. If your shorts weren’t neon and didn’t have at least three or four different images that had absolutely nothing to do with each other, then you were living your life wrong.

Before the Geico Gecko blew up, his uncle Gary tried his hand at stylish yet casual, late ’80s fashion. Tragically, when the ’90s came onto the scene and everyone started wearing ripped jeans, Gary’s dream of owning the fashion world died. (As did Gary from a massive cocaine overdose.)

Don’t you see? I am Batman. You are Batman. WE ALL ARE BATMAN WHEN WE WEAR BATMAN JAMS.