Where Do I Start?
You want to poke fun at these pants, but the hat and shoes with them also demand derision. So it’s kind of frustrating when your scorn gets divided like that.
An Open Invitation
The backpocket on jam shorts were really great for putting anything in there that you absolutely wanted to get stolen.
Bodacious and More (Alot More)
Without the magic marker-like scribbles: boring.
With the magic marker-like scribbles: totally rad, boss, tubular, tasty, bitchin’ and whatever other dead ’80s slang you want to use.