Sweep the Shorts
Okay, you had to rock a lot of confidence to wear any one of these three jam shorts back in the day. Like, Johnny from The Karate Kid confidence.
Never Say Die
Flowers wither, guys come and go and gold chains break. But jams shorts? Jam shorts are 4 LIFE.
What? You don’t like these shorts? Don’t be such a square.
(See? Cause the shorts have a lot of squares on them. Get it? Hey, don’t run away! Awww, come on!!!)