Whatever You Do, Do Not Paint It Black
Ahhh, paint splatter. The key to any cool ’80s fashion design. Pretending that you were into painting was one of the greatest pastimes of that decade.
Chillin’ Like Bob Dylan…if He Wore Shorts
See, the socks say, “Hey I’m casual,” but the jams say, “Yeah, I’m still really casual. Sorry if you missed it with the whole sock thing.”
That’s a Whole Lotta Jam
“I’d like to call this first official meeting of the Ridiculous Pants Club to order. If everyone could please pull their pants up a little higher and cuff the bottom of their pants just one more time before we commence that would be rad.”