Everything on this list is either irreplaceable or gone forever… BUT NOT FORGOTTEN!
1. One of these bad boys:
2. A man with a better name than “Pappy DreWitt”:
3. A handheld game as hard as this:
4. Anyone ever climb the Aggro-Crag again:
5. A better team than these three:
6. Anything with a sweeter, more delicious smell than these:
Beside brown. BROWN IS TERRIBLE.
7. More solid proof than this that magic exists:
8. A better substitute for cigarettes:
Or for medicine:
Just kidding, everyone knows that this guy was the best medicine for when you stayed home sick:
9. A more effective makeshift Frisbee:
