1. Puka Shell Necklace
If your middle school boyfriend wasn’t wearing a puka shell necklace, there was no way you were going to end up together (regardless of what your recent game of MASH had determined).
2. Hemp and Cowrie Shell Necklace
The cowrie shell was sort of an off-brand puka. It was also typically accompanied by very uncomfortable hemp, just to make you fully aware of how subpar your choice of seashell neckwear was.
3. Mood Ring
If you didn’t have a piece of jewelry to tell you what kind of mood you were in, how were you supposed to really FEEL?